You found my secret error page!
I am deeply sorry that ever since the invention of the Internet, fuzzies like me have had to (sort of) master computer issues. Apparently something went wrong with my website. If you email me about what happened, I solemnly swear I will memorize troubleshooting guides in my efforts to solve the problem. It’s the dark side of creating in the new millennium. I hope I haven’t caused you too much inconvenience.